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Daniel P. Taverne
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Dating humor
« Thread Started on Mar 21, 2005, 10:29pm »

Nothing assists the growth of a healthy relationship like humor. You have to find his/her funny-bone and tickle it. Also, even if you don't think your partners' specif joke isn't that good, humor him/her ... Laugh together and your relationship will be blessed... even if the laughter is light-hearted at your partners expense.

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Re: Dating humor
« Reply #1 on May 5, 2005, 8:37am »

I am a proud guy, I've spent alot of time in the field while in the Army. So when my wife and I go camping she gets rather irratated at me for trying to sound like some kind of big-shot. Well, I learned a lesson one evening...

I decided to string up an old hammok that I had stored in the basement for about 5 years. When I opened it up, my wife said to me that it was probably dry-rotted... I said, 'Nahhh! It'll be fine.' she said, " okay. I tried to tell you."

Well I tied the ends off on two strudy trees, and I got my guitar then lay back on it and began strumming. I got about two licks in on the guitar when one of the lines snapped (sounding like a B sharp.) My rear end landed directly on a sapling stump! (ouch), my wife laughed her fanny off. And I still havn't lived that down.

What kind of funny stories do you have? Click the "reply" button above, then tell me about it.

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Re: Dating humor
« Reply #2 on Jun 7, 2005, 8:22am »

Hello again;

I havn't thought much about this topic lately since I've began writing for an ezine. . So, I think I'll wing a paragraph:

There is no better reason to find humor in situations than to help your relationship survive through the hard times. You can find humor in just about every aspect of life. From bodily functions to growing older, and from driving habits to shopping rituals funny things happen all the time... it's just a matter of being able to identify them and the ability to not take your partner so seriously all the time.

For instance, I tell my wife all the time(wen we go to Wal-mart) that after we get out of the car and begin walking toward the door, the closter she gets to the door the faster she walks. It's like there is some megnetic attraction that gets stronger the closetr she gets to the doors.

Also, I'm not afraid to illustrate how the wall paper is curling after she rip's a good one (cuts the cheese) or in laymens term: Farts!

We both get a kick out of it.

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The Hot Dog Incident
« Reply #3 on Jun 12, 2005, 11:30pm »

Hey again!

My wife and I were picnicking at a place we call the spillway. It's a nice little spot on the edge of the lake where a waterfall (romantically) splashes some 30 feet. This waterfall is the spillway. Anyway, we had our little grill going wit some hotdogs cooking away when I smelled a strange odor.

At first I thought the hotdogs in the pack had gone bad so I smelled the package. That wasn't it.

Then, I thought a dead fish must have washed up on shore. I asked my wife, "Don't you smell that?"
"What?" She asked. I said, "Hell if I know. But I think it's been dead a while. "
So, I got up and walked over to the edge of the lake and I was looking around for something dead when something splashed about fifteen feet out. I looked back at my wife and caught a glimpse of her arm snapping back as if she threw something. I asked, "What did you do?"
"It was a rotton hotdog you were smelling, so I threw it in the lake."

I said, " I smelled those hotdogs and they weren't bad." "Well that one was." she stateed.

Well, I accepted that explanation because the smell had disapated somewhat and the birds were returning to the area as well as the misquito's.

I setteled back down to fix me a dog when I heard a faint little sound....It was kind of like a cross between a sheet of paper tearing and a cat hetting his tail slammed in a door.

"Did you hear that?" I gasped. "Hear what?" She asked.

Suddenly as my eyes started watering and I began gasping for air, the birds in the tree above us flew away and I watched 3 misquitos fall from mid-air dead!

I looked at my wife, and she had the nerve to giggle.

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Re: Dating humor
« Reply #4 on Jul 5, 2005, 4:54pm »

Well, it's me again! This time I decided to write about an attempt I made to get a date. I was in the army, andwhen I had to spend some time at Ft. Hood, I met a girl who I wanted a date with.

Well, I , like a fool spent a bunch of money on a bunch of roses that I went and put on what I thought was her door step, but it wasn't hers. It was a big ole dude named Bruce who thought I was courting him, I guess cause he said, " I aint that way!' just before he gave me a fat lip.

I learned from that, always know who you are delivering flowers too.

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